what a happy thanksgiving...

also

my dudes in LA DISPUTE got their trailer stolen in MI last week. so if you can do anything to help them out,www.myspace.com/ladispute

so disappointed in humanity

This is not new jersey. But it's certainly what people think of it. i go to Kentucky and they say, "ayyyyyy you know tony soprano?" or "yo, where's your spikey hair and ed hardy shit?"

MTV's the jersey shore premiere 12/3/2009 and will further the stereotype that new jerseyans are stupid fucking guidos who get drunk and party all the time and spray tans. i hate these fucks, they ruin everyone from new jersey's reputation.

Now an italian-american group is petitioning MTV to not air the show saying its offensive to italians. i'm not as pissed being an italian, but i'm more pissed about how bad it makes new jersey look. if i was governor or any other high government official, i would say something. we're already the laughing stock of the US, why continue the joke.

fuck you motherfucking guidos

itch

so, i've got the itch again to get more ink. i think i'm gonna go into brad's and tell jim i have an hour's worth of cash and see what i can get. i mean i have 2 options, either get something completely new or continue work on my sleeve. i want to continue work on my sleeve.

This is only a chapter
This is merely a moment in our lives where we don't know who we are

epiphany

i finally realized that i'm going to have to move on a few weeks ago. i just now wish that things had ended amicably. i wish we could have been just friends. i miss that aspect of it all. being able to bitch about shit with you. but i messed things up pretty badly and i don't blame you for ending it the way you did.

"I know it's the height of hypocrisy, and I know-- I know doin' this isn't gonna change anything... or--or make anything better, but, um... I'd just-- I'd settle for your respect. You know, I'd settle for you smiling... when you thought about the time that we had together... and not think it was a waste of time."

that being said, this is the very last post ever that has to do with you. i promise. from now on only good news.

weird

i haven't been the happy in awhile and it's not even because of a girl.


is that even possible?

2010 Tampa Bay Rays

So as the lone Tampa Bay Rays fan in NJ, a lot of people are asking me what they're gonna do in the offseason. And being the awesome Rays expert I am, here are my predictions by position:

Catcher:
This is a hard one. In 2008 Dioner Navarro was a key player for their world series berth, but 2009 Navarro struggled at the plate. I think it was a slump he'll break out of with some practice in 2010, and he's still on the young side. Zaun was a great late addition in 09 but he is 37 and being an everyday player could be out of the question. So here is my prediction. We decline Zaun's option and send him to free agency, keep navarro and have michel hernandez, a great defensive player and not a bad offensive player, as the back up catcher.

First Base:
Carlos Pena...obviously. Chris Richard will never be in the majors again. Willy Aybar to back up.

Second Base:
Call me ballsy, but my prediction for this is that Sean Rodriguez is going to be the opening day second baseman. Back up will be Reid Brignac, don't worry, we'll get to Ben Zobrist.

Short Stop:
Jason Barlett will be the everyday short stop. backed up by Reid Brignac or Will Aybar.

Third Base:
Evan Longoria...who else?! Backed up by Willy Aybar

Left Field:
CARL CRAWFORD! No the rays are not going to get rid of him. He is tooooooo goooooodd and beneficial to the team's winning to let him go. Sure he has a 10 million dollar option, but in the 10 years he played for the rays hes only made 13.1 million when he was valued at making that much a year. "But what big salary are they going to cut?" you ask!

Center Field:
goodbye BJ Upton. I see him being traded (but not to an AL East team, dare I say a NL team?). With Desmond Jennings, another speedster, sitting in the minors, I don't see a reason to keep BJ Upton, with him smugness and his lack of hustle at times. Desmond Jennings is the opening day center fielder.

Right Field:
BZ making it look EZ. Of the 7 positions Ben Zobrist played in 2009, I think right field would be a good fit. Put him in right field for Right Handed Pitching and Put Gabe Kapler in right field for Lefties.

DH:
We're obviously keeping Pat Burrell for the final year of his contract, so hopefully he could show up this season. Ben Zobrist could also make a good DH.

Starting Rotation:
1. Matt Garza
2. James Shields
3. Jeff Niemann
4. Wade Davis
5. David Price

David Price didn't really prove himself in his first full season, but Wade Davis did prove himself in his first start. thats why he gets the four spot and Price gets 5. And I believe that Andy Sonnanstine will be in the bullpen.




your opinions?

OMGOMGOMG

a wilhelm scream killed it. and their lead singer is like my height and pissed off. it was like looking a mirror of awesome. so siqqq



i'm totally not sad anymore

humpdaythoughts

so, i'm not shaving at all, not even neck beard, for the entirety of novembeard. pixxx to follow.

stoked to have finally dealt with wachovia. kinda.

maybe i should get a second job.


also, i'm not sad anymore

ears clogged.

so after a week of being sick, i think i'm actually gonna go to the doctors. lets see what they say.


finally seeing one of my favorite bands ever on thursday. A Wilhelm Scream. intelligent music is so hard to find, and they're smart as hell. i really can not wait.

I'M NOT SAD ANYMORE

even with today's happenings

i'm still not sad anymore



it's almost christmas at 22.
i'm back on my feet friends...


Let's turn on the TV and wait for Christmas specials.
We'll make some frozen pizza and watch your stolen cable.
We'll thank whoever's in charge here that this year
didn't treat me so bad.

The upsides

I'm not sad anymore